That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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