i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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