We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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