Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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