he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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