Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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