wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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