Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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