Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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