you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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