Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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