Porn is love you can see.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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