we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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