i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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