Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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