So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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