We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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