margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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