ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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