just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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