Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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