he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
my poor anus
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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