I bet he comes in French.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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