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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I think I sprained my soul last night
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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