you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.