what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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