i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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