I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
