...so i touched it.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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