did you get engaged???
wanna go halves on a baby?
Can Purell be used as lube?
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.