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(443): View more from Maryland

why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?

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haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background

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that only happened once.

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(443): why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag? (410): haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background (443): that only happened once. http://tfl.nu/9rml

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(661): View more from California

Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.

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(661): Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it. http://tfl.nu/dbb6

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(303): View more from Colorado

I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm

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(303): I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm http://tfl.nu/jf8q

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.

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(337): Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again. http://tfl.nu/uobp

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(707): View more from California

yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.

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you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you

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(707): yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her. (1-707): you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you http://tfl.nu/2wdi

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(386): View more from Florida

Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...

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(386): Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland... http://tfl.nu/taw4

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner

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(413): also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner http://tfl.nu/h4oj

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.

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(508): It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode. http://tfl.nu/vudg

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.

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(206): I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again. http://tfl.nu/7eb6

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(815): View more from Illinois

i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD

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(815): i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD http://tfl.nu/w0y8

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(819): View more from Quebec

I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.

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(819): I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex. http://tfl.nu/mg33

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(847): View more from Illinois

Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.

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As weird as it sounds I would totally be down

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(847): Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks. (630): As weird as it sounds I would totally be down http://tfl.nu/3ahb

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.

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(920): You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands. http://tfl.nu/ucsy

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(813): View more from Florida

My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.

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(813): My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me. http://tfl.nu/3nzi

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(231): View more from Michigan

Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...

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(231): Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night... http://tfl.nu/5nvm

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