Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived