worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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