I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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