He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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