perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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