your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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