I heard we made out
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
love makes seman taste better
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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