she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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