butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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