Cold hands, warm shart.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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