I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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