I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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