i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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