i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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