that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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