After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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