he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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