Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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