She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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