Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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