So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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