i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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