fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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