p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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