It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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