eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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