3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
she pinky promised me she was 18
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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